What Broke Today

🔴 SNYK 12h ago

⚪ Snyk's GitLab integration has stopped cosplaying as a brick. GitLab recovered, Snyk stopped hyperventilating in their war room, and somehow nothing exploded in the last 24 hours. Living the dream.

🟢 SNYK 5d ago

⚪ Snyk's open source and container services went full introspection mode, then remembered how to work. Engineers applied the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK 6d ago

⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Oct 07, 2026

⚪ Snyk's dependency scanner got too ambitious analyzing test failures and face-planted hard. Engineers threw it in recovery mode, got it back on its feet, and confirmed the patient is breathing normally again. Crisis averted—for now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Oct 06, 2026

🟠 Snyk's vulnerability scanner discovered its own weakness: gateway timeouts turning 504s into a customer experience audit. Engineers found the problem and are speed-running fixes while tests crawl at 45-second intervals—proof that even security tools need security blankets. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Sep 28, 2026

⚪ Snyk's CLI went full drama queen this morning—started refusing to scan anything, then got fixed and pretended nothing happened. Incident Response has been told to go home and stop refreshing Slack. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Sep 21, 2026

⚪ Snyk's recurring tests went AWOL for a few days before remembering their job responsibilities. The incident response team has officially clocked out, which either means it's fixed or they've given up—we're choosing optimism. All tests now completing as expected, unlike your code reviews. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Sep 09, 2026

⚪ Snyk's imports and PR checks went full amnesia mode after a credential validation breakdown. Engineers performed the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again, and miraculously, GitHub integration stopped playing dead. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Sep 02, 2026

⚪ Snyk's Broker Service went partially offline, then got fixed, then got fixed again to make sure the fix actually worked. The incident response team has stood down, meaning they're either confident or out of coffee—probably both. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Aug 11, 2026

⚪ Snyk's code scanning decided to ghost its push tests for a few hours. Engineers CPR'd the service back to life and declared victory after proving it could stay conscious for 3 hours straight without flatlines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Aug 07, 2026

⚪ Snyk's vulnerability scanner decided latency was a feature, not a bug. After 2 days of watching tests move at continental drift speeds, someone flipped the right switch and engineers stood down from defcon 1. Crisis averted, nothing to see here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Aug 05, 2026

⚪ Snyk's vulnerability scanner went full Schrödinger's API—simultaneously working and returning 502s like a true security paradox. They deployed a fix and watched it like a hawk, which apparently worked. The irony of a *security* tool having *security theater* deployment procedures is not lost on anyone. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Aug 04, 2026

🟡 Snyk's Open Source .NET tests went full radio silence while engineers sweated through their shirts. Root cause found, fix deployed, and somehow the internet survived without dependency scanning for less than an hour. Truly the end times. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jul 24, 2026

⚪ Snyk's testing infrastructure went full Sleeping Beauty for a few hours, then magically woke up on its own. Engineers stood down after confirming the patient was actually breathing again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jul 23, 2026

⚪ Snyk's open source and container imports decided to ghost users for 22 minutes. The incident response team has stood down, which is corporate speak for 'we fixed it by turning it off and back on.' Time to re-import whatever failed—second verse, same as the first. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 25, 2026

⚪ Snyk's US region experienced a brief identity crisis where it forgot how to be fast. Engineers deployed a fix and the region remembered its purpose. Incident response has been stood down, which is code for 'we're pretending this never happened.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 23, 2026

🟠 Snyk spent the night playing whack-a-mole with its own performance demons. Mitigation is working, backlog is shrinking, and they're now in the 'fingers crossed' phase of monitoring. Nothing says security company like discovering you can't secure your own uptime. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 22, 2026

{ "skip": true } ``` This is a resolved incident notification (issue is already fixed and back to normal), so it gets skipped per the guidelines for scheduled/resolved maintenance items. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 18, 2026

⚪ Snyk's web portal took an unscheduled nap affecting imports, retests, and PR checks. Engineers poked it with a stick, it woke up, and pretended nothing happened. Incident response stood down at 10:59 UTC. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 10, 2026

⚪ Snyk briefly unplugged the email-to-case feature, then plugged it back in and declared victory. The incident response team has stood down, which is either confidence or wishful thinking. Monitoring ensued to make sure it doesn't flake out again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 09, 2026

⚪ Snyk's vulnerability scanner discovered its own vulnerability and fixed it within 2 hours. The incident response team has officially clocked out, confident they won't get paged again in 15 minutes. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jun 04, 2026

⚪ Snyk's daily test queue got backed up like a airport bathroom after the beverage service. They kicked it loose and everything's limping along normally again. Incident response team is clocking out. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 26, 2026

⚪ Snyk's Gradle testing went full amnesiac for a bit, but engineers performed emergency memory restoration. AU environment is now functional again, and the incident response team can clock out before they become incidents themselves. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 22, 2026

⚪ Snyk's PR checks decided to ghost developers for a couple hours while engineers played root cause roulette. The fix is live and the incident response team has officially clocked out. Your security scans are back to their regularly scheduled paranoia. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 21, 2026

⚪ Snyk's import and recurring tests decided to ghost users for a few hours, then mysteriously remembered how to work. Engineering team deployed a fix faster than you can say 'dependency hell,' and everything's humming along now. Crisis averted, incident response stands down. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 20, 2026

⚪ Snyk's Jira integration took an unscheduled nap but has now been resuscitated. Engineers deployed a fix and watched it like a hawk to make sure it didn't flatline again. The incident response team can finally go back to ignoring Slack. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 20, 2026

⚪ Snyk's open source reachability scans decided to ghost users for a bit, then remembered how to do their job. Engineers have stopped stress-eating and are cautiously optimistic nothing catches fire again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 12, 2026

⚪ Snyk's recurring tests took an unscheduled sabbatical, then apparently found their way back to the office after some mitigation magic. The incident response team has stood down—presumably to recover from their own recurring nightmares. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 07, 2026

⚪ Snyk's Issues API took an unscheduled nap, delaying data like a procrastinating student. Engineers woke it up with a fix and life resumed. Only 'a small subset' noticed—you know, everyone. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK May 05, 2026

⚪ Snyk's recurring tests hit a speed bump and decided to move at a snail's pace, then mysteriously recovered. Turns out slowness was just a phase. Crisis averted, incident response stood down, everyone pretends this never happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Apr 23, 2026

⚪ GitHub integration ghosted Snyk users for 80 minutes while Snyk engineers played detective. Turns out the culprit was upstream—always blame the other guy. Crisis averted, engineers de-panicked. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Apr 17, 2026

⚪ Snyk's Issues API decided to ghost developers for 11 minutes before remembering it had a job to do. The 'investigating' phase lasted long enough to brew one mediocre coffee. All systems allegedly back online, meaning someone probably just turned it off and back on. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Apr 16, 2026

⚪ Snyk's PDF export feature took an unscheduled nap yesterday, turned out the engineers just needed to kick it. All better now—probably. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Apr 09, 2026

⚪ Snyk's app.snyk.io got the sudden case of the slows, but engineers slapped it with duct tape and called it fixed. Service is apparently behaving now, which in tech means we're all just waiting for the next shoe to drop. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Apr 07, 2026

⚪ Snyk's pull request checks were throwing intermittent tantrums on their US environment, turning code reviews into a game of roulette. Engineers found the off switch and everything's back to pretending to work normally. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 31, 2026

⚪ Snyk's GitHub Cloud App went on an unauthorized sabbatical, then remembered it had a job to do. The incident response team has stood down, which is corporate speak for 'we stopped yelling at each other in Slack.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 25, 2026

🔴 SNYK - Degradation of Bitbucket Cloud integration services. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 17, 2026

🔴 SNYK - PR Check Degradation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 17, 2026

🔴 SNYK - Snyk Go Scans Degraded. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 16, 2026

🔴 SNYK - Free Users Unable to Sign up for Snyk. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 13, 2026

🟡 Snyk's reporting and analytics just ghosted the platform. Engineers are performing digital forensics to figure out where all your security metrics vanished to. Ironic: a security company can't find its own data. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 09, 2026

🟡 Snyk's vulnerability scanner couldn't find its way back online between noon and 12:25 PM GMT. Engineers claim the patient has fully recovered and they're definitely not just refreshing dashboards nervously. The irony of a security tool having security theater. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 03, 2026

⚪ Snyk's CLI report function decided to ghost users harder than a bad Tinder date. Engineers deployed the memory-wiping fix and stood down the incident response team who definitely weren't stress-eating in the war room. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 03, 2026

🟡 Snyk Code scans are playing dead in IDE plugins. Engineers are debugging why the 'scan' button now means 'don't scan.' Downgrade to last week's version if you miss your vulnerabilities actually being found. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Mar 03, 2026

⚪ Snyk's open source testing got the yips in US-02, but they've already fixed it and are now nervously watching it like a new parent checking on a sleeping baby. The CLI monitor command briefly decided snapshots were optional. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Feb 20, 2026

⚪ Snyk's daily recurring tests went full Houdini for two days before engineers convinced them to come back. All-clear given after extensive monitoring proved the chaos gremlins had evacuated the premises. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Feb 17, 2026

⚪ Snyk's AI assistant went silent for 27 minutes while engineers frantically checked if they'd unplugged it. Turns out the smoke cleared and customers were blissfully unaware the whole time—the best kind of outage. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Feb 13, 2026

⚪ Snyk's GitLab integration decided to take a 24-hour nap while processing retests. Engineers woke it up and sent it back to work with a fresh fix. Crisis averted, no permanent scars. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Feb 11, 2026

⚪ Snyk's PIP import and PR checks went dark for ~72 minutes while engineers played digital whack-a-mole. Service has since been resurrected and the chaos squad stood down. Your dependency scanning is breathing again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Feb 09, 2026

⚪ GitHub integration went dark faster than a bad first date, but the third-party culprit finally decided to fix their mess. Snyk's on-call engineers can resume their regularly scheduled panic about something else. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 29, 2026

⚪ Snyk spent three hours playing whack-a-mole with its US-01 region, where importing projects kept dying mid-birth with a cryptic 'nope' error. Engineers finally found what was broken, fixed it, and declared victory before grabbing coffee. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 28, 2026

⚪ Snyk's IaC Terraform integration went silent, but the engineers remembered how to fix things. Deploy gods appeased, monitoring intensifies to ensure it doesn't pull this stunt again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 23, 2026

⚪ Snyk's CLI had an identity crisis and stopped working properly until engineers remembered to flip the right switch. A hotfix patch (v1.1302.1) is now available for those who enjoy keeping their dependency scanning tools, well, functional. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 23, 2026

⚪ Snyk's Universal Broker versions below 5.4.9 decided to ghost BitBucket Server integrations. The fix? Upgrade to 5.4.9 and pretend this never happened. Incident response has been dismissed from the room. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 22, 2026

🟠 GitHub decided to take an unscheduled nap, and Snyk's import/retest features are along for the ride. Open Source and Code scanning are playing the waiting game while engineers stare at dashboards pretending they have a solution. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 19, 2026

⚪ Snyk Code took an 8-minute power nap this afternoon, leaving developers refreshing their browsers like slot machines. The incident response team has been stood down, which is corporate speak for 'we're done panic-coding and have moved to denial.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 19, 2026

⚪ resolved - Snyk's recurring tests took an unscheduled nap yesterday and woke up fashionably late today. Engineers confirmed the environment is back to its baseline of "fine, everything's fine" while users enjoyed the thrilling 1-2 hour wait for their security scans to remember what they're supposed to do. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Jan 19, 2026

⚪ Snyk's container scanner had beef with JAR files and went on a 3-day strike before someone deployed a fix. The service is now back to pretending it never happened, which is definitely how software engineering works. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

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