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🟠 Snyk's vulnerability scanner discovered its own weakness: gateway timeouts turning 504s into a customer experience audit. Engineers found the problem and are speed-running fixes while tests crawl at 45-second intervals—proof that even security tools need security blankets. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Oct 06, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Snyk CLI Tests - 504 Gateway Timeouts

// Status page says

Oct 6 , 16:14 UTC Identified - Our engineering team has identified the root cause of the issue and is actively taking steps to resolve it. Impacted customers may experience testing slowdowns (up to 45 seconds) until mitigation efforts are complete. Oct 6 , 14:37 UTC Investigating - Our engineers are investigating failures affecting CLI tests for customers within ou

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/wd2vnr5rzv3g

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