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⚪ Snyk's vulnerability scanner discovered its own vulnerability and fixed it within 2 hours. The incident response team has officially clocked out, confident they won't get paged again in 15 minutes. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 09, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Degradation Affecting app.snyk.io

// Status page says

Jun 9 , 14:14 UTC Resolved - No further issues have been observed during our monitoring period. The Snyk Incident Response has been stood down. Jun 9 , 12:15 UTC Monitoring - A fix has been implemented, and initial signs are positive. We will continue to monitor to ensure services fully recover and remain stable. Jun 9</v

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/yt8yjgx0z45f

Snyk's Greatest Hits

🔴 SNYK 3h ago

⚪ Snyk's GitLab integration has stopped cosplaying as a brick. GitLab recovered, Snyk stopped hyperventilating in their war room, and somehow nothing exploded in the last 24 hours. Living the dream.

🟢 SNYK 5d ago

⚪ Snyk's open source and container services went full introspection mode, then remembered how to work. Engineers applied the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK 5d ago

⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Oct 07, 2026

⚪ Snyk's dependency scanner got too ambitious analyzing test failures and face-planted hard. Engineers threw it in recovery mode, got it back on its feet, and confirmed the patient is breathing normally again. Crisis averted—for now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)