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🟡 Snyk's reporting and analytics just ghosted the platform. Engineers are performing digital forensics to figure out where all your security metrics vanished to. Ironic: a security company can't find its own data. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 13, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Snyk Reporting (Analytics) Unavailable

// Status page says

Mar 13 , 08:17 UTC Investigating - Our Engineers are currently investigating the loss of Reporting (Analytics) across the Snyk Platform. Customers will observe that reporting services are currently unavailable. The Snyk Incident Response has been invoked, and our investigations are underway.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/vdp3t53yq0yy

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