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⏰ 1h ago It's bad spotted via status_rss

// The official story

GitLab Cloud Integration Degraded

// Status page says

Oct 14 , 08:53 UTC Resolved - GitLab are still monitoring their services, but we have seen no further impact on Snyk integrations in the last 24 hours. This incident has been resolved, and the Snyk Incident Response has been stood down. Oct 13 , 08:10 UTC Monitoring - GitLab have reported that services are recovering, and Snyk integration actions are work

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/hm3kts5jr864

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