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⚪ Snyk's CLI report function decided to ghost users harder than a bad Tinder date. Engineers deployed the memory-wiping fix and stood down the incident response team who definitely weren't stress-eating in the war room. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 03, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Snyk CLI Version 1.1303.0 Report Option Incident

// Status page says

Mar 3 , 17:01 UTC Resolved - Snyk engineers successfully deployed the fix across all environments. Services are functioning normally, and the Snyk Incident Response team has been stood down. Mar 2 , 21:42 UTC Update - Snyk engineers are preparing the identified fix, which is expected to be deployed tomorrow, March 3rd. Mar 2 , 19:07 UTC

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/dn9zbtjsmrd9

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