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⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 5d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Issues API V3 Service - Degraded

// Status page says

Oct 8 , 12:56 UTC Resolved - We're no longer observing delays affecting the Issues API V3 service. The Snyk Incident Response has been stood down. Oct 6 , 06:32 UTC Monitoring - We have deployed a fix, and success rates have returned to normal, with requests no longer timing out. Response times have also improved significantly. We are monitori

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/8mfp5sgrgj9h

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