What Broke Today

🟢 OPENAI 3d ago

🟡 OpenAI's investigating why some workspace admins can't manage plugins—turns out giving people control over their workspace was just a beta feature. Connectors/Apps decided to ghost the people actually trying to run things here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI 3d ago

🟠 OpenAI's Android app is playing content gatekeeper, showing "unavailable" errors instead of letting you actually chat. The fix is trickling out slower than a 2G connection. Web version works fine if you want to escape the mobile experience entirely. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI 6d ago

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI 6d ago

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Oct 01, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's login, signup, and ads infrastructure caught a sudden case of amnesia. Users can't get in, ads won't serve, and the API is playing dead. Nothing says 'we have this under control' like simultaneously breaking the front door and the cash register. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Oct 01, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's login system caught in an identity crisis—you can't get in, they can't get in, nobody gets in. The irony of an AI company unable to authenticate humans is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 29, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's support chat decided to embrace the silent treatment while Help Center limps along. If you need help, congratulations—you've discovered email, a technology from 1971. Modern problems, vintage solutions. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 29, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's support chat decided to embrace the silent treatment while the Help Center desperately tries to pick up the slack. Turns out even an AI company can't keep its own humans connected—email support lives on though, if you enjoy the thrill of shouting into the void. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 29, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's support chat and help center ghosted users harder than a bad Tinder date. The irony of an AI company's help system becoming unreachable is *chef's kiss*. Email support still works if you enjoy the 1995 internet experience. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 25, 2026

🔴 OpenAI's code generation suite got a complete system wipe—API, web, CLI, and VS Code extension all took the same exit. Engineers are frantically searching for the mitigation they swear they're 'working on implementing.' Your autocomplete is now just autocorrect to 'please hire better ops people.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 17, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's Work mode decided productivity was overrated. Users trying to actually accomplish things are getting error messages instead of assistance. The 'investigating' phase suggests someone's still figuring out what went wrong. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 16, 2026

🟠 GPT-4 Vision's prettier cousin (gpt-image-2.5-flare) decided images were optional. OpenAI applied a band-aid and is now watching to see if it holds. Spoiler: monitoring never means things are actually fixed. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 13, 2026

🟠 GitHub's infrastructure decided to ghost pull requests, and Codex is just standing there holding flowers. OpenAI's waiting for the upstream service to stop its existential crisis. Desktop users watching their code reviews vanish into the void. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 08, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's file upload system is having an existential crisis—files vanish into a void that may or may not exist, while some uploads just ghost you entirely. GPTs are also playing along with the degradation party. The company's official stance: 'we're investigating' which is tech-speak for 'our engineers are stress-testing their coffee makers.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Sep 03, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's flagship product decided to embrace the shotgun approach to reliability—conversations, search, logins, code generation, image creation all taking simultaneous coffee breaks. When your error rates spike across literally everything, that's not 'investigating,' that's 'oh god what did we deploy.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Aug 31, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's corporate chatbot discovered it can't think fast under pressure. Engineers are frantically searching for the 'make it faster' button they definitely labeled somewhere. Turns out scaling for enterprise users is harder than writing a TOS that people actually read. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Aug 20, 2026

🔴 OpenAI's crown jewel went full Fort Knox—signups and logins dead in the water. Users refreshing their browser like it's a vending machine that ate their money. Engineers frantically searching for the 'undo' button in production. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Aug 13, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's downstream supplier went sideways, turning ChatGPT conversations into a lottery for free users. They've slapped on a band-aid and are now watching it bleed. Current prognosis: monitoring, which is corporate speak for 'we'll know more when we know more.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 23, 2026

🔴 OpenAI discovered their infrastructure provider is having a moment—elevated error rates across images, batch, fine-tuning, realtime, embeddings, and Codex. They're "working on mitigation" which is corporate for "we're calling them back and being very stern about it.". (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 21, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's API image generation is choking harder than a DALL-E trained on abstract art. Both the Image Generation and Images components are in partial meltdown while engineers frantically Google 'how to fix the thing we just broke.' Your creative vision will have to wait. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 21, 2026

⚪ Update: Initial investigating update. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 21, 2026

🟡 ChatGPT's DALL-E is having an existential crisis—can't generate a single image right now. OpenAI claims 'mitigation' is incoming, which is corporate-speak for 'someone's coffee is getting cold while we debug this.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 21, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's DALL-E decided Picasso had the right idea—create nothing. ChatGPT users stuck asking an AI to describe pictures instead of generating them. The irony of an AI company investigating why their AI stopped working is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 21, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's DALL-E decided to stop generating images and start generating excuses instead. Apparently 'elevated errors' is code for 'we broke it and are frantically googling solutions.' Some users are experiencing the digital equivalent of a camera with its lens cap permanently glued on. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 20, 2026

🟡 ChatGPT and Codex are limping along after GitHub's API decided to play dead. CLI, VS Code, and web clients all caught the contagion. Turns out relying on external infrastructure has consequences—who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 18, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's new desktop app decided enterprise users need special permission slip to enter. Codex is having commitment issues with desktop deployments. Nothing says 'we value your business' like a permission error. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 15, 2026

🟡 OpenAI is 'investigating' why basically every ChatGPT feature simultaneously decided to ghost users. Search, conversations, agents, Atlas, sites, research, connectors, and voice all throwing errors like they coordinated a walkout. Even the desktop app's code generation is taking an unscheduled sabbatical. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 11, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's text-to-video generator has achieved perfect invisibility—turns out the real special effect was becoming unavailable. Engineers are currently investigating why their generative AI can't generate... anything. The irony is so thick you could render it. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 11, 2026

⚪ OpenAI's FedRAMP customers discovered that Codex, analytics, search, custom GPTs, invites, and compliance downloads had gone full Thanos. Turns out they just needed a nap. All features have been resurrected and are now asking existential questions about what happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 10, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's Help Center decided to play hide-and-seek with users, taking the website content, search, and chatbot along for the ride. They're investigating, which is code for 'we're frantically checking if someone unplugged something.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jul 10, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's help center decided to become unhelpful at the worst possible time. Their status page says 'investigating' which is corporate for 'we have no idea what happened yet.' Meanwhile, thousands of users are lost in the digital void with zero way to get assistance. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 23, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's file upload hit a snag and now treats your documents like classified CIA files—nobody's getting in. Downloading also stuck in traffic. Engineering team currently in the 'investigating' phase, which is corporate for 'we're refreshing our monitoring dashboards and eating nervous snacks.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 17, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's mobile users discovered their conversations were having an existential crisis. Engineers applied a band-aid and are now watching to see if it sticks. Turns out 'Conversations' needed to remember how to actually converse. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 17, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's Conversations feature is throwing errors on mobile like a teenager during family dinner. They've 'identified' the problem, which in tech means they found the smoking gun but the shooter's still at large. Mitigation incoming, fingers crossed. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 05, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's Microsoft login theater is experiencing a partial outage—turns out even OAuth has trust issues. Engineers applied a bandage and are now watching to see if it sticks, which is basically tech's version of 'it's complicated.' Your Microsoft credentials have filed for separation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 03, 2026

🟡 OpenAI is 'investigating' elevated error rates that somehow managed to break conversations, responses, codex, logins, and the app all at once. Turns out distributing intelligence across servers requires, well, actual intelligence. Engineers are currently locked in a room with Red Bull and desperation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 03, 2026

🟡 ChatGPT, Codex, and the Response API collectively decided to stop working across login, conversations, and basically everything else. OpenAI's status page is doing that thing where it says 'investigating' while engineers frantically Google 'why is everything broken.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 03, 2026

🟡 Codex, the app, login, and conversations all decided to become flaky simultaneously. OpenAI is 'investigating'—which in incident-speak means refreshing their error dashboards and pretending they know what's happening. The irony of an AI company's systems failing is not lost. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jun 01, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's playing musical chairs with server capacity and free users lost their seats. Conversations partially broken because apparently unlimited AI requires... limits. The irony of an AI shortage is not lost on anyone with a working GPU. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI May 13, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's login page ghosted everyone without an account. Turns out the gateway to artificial intelligence requires actual authentication—who knew? Investigating why their auth system picked today to become philosophical about identity. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI May 13, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's Realtime API lost the plot mid-conversation—SIP/WebRTC flows went silent while audio's having a performance crisis. Apparently 'real-time' is negotiable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI May 13, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's SIP flow decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical, leaving the audio subsystem gasping for breath. Turns out 'real-time' is more of a suggestion than a promise. Engineers are currently interviewing the affected bits to determine what went wrong. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI May 04, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's pricing and overview pages went full ostrich mode. Nothing says 'transparency' like making customers hunt for info on why their credits evaporated. Investigating how they managed to break the one page designed to explain why they broke everything. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 22, 2026

🟡 OpenAI is 'investigating' why free users can't have conversations without error pages. Turns out giving away AI for free means accepting the free tier experience: unreliable, apologetic, and occasionally just broken. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 20, 2026

🟡 OpenAI is 'investigating' why ChatGPT, Codex, and the API platform decided to ghost half their features simultaneously. Login, uploads, search, image generation, GPTs, Atlas, voice mode—basically everything except the status page works fine. Turns out 'partial outage' is corporate for 'we're not sure what's still alive.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 20, 2026

🟡 ChatGPT and Codex decided to play Whack-a-Mole with their features—search down, conversations stuttering, image gen ghosted. OpenAI engineering team currently speed-running every troubleshooting guide on Stack Overflow. Half their product is 'investigating,' which is corporate speak for 'we have no idea which domino fell first.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 15, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's FedRAMP environment decided to stop existing. Government contractors refreshing their browsers like it's a slot machine. The 'secure federal access' is currently secured from everyone—including OpenAI's engineers apparently. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 07, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's serving up a smorgasbord of broken features for VPN users—GPTs, voice mode, login, search, file uploads, and more are all playing dead. They're 'investigating,' which is corporate for 'our geo-blocking got too aggressive and we're untangling it now.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 06, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's /v1/responses endpoint decided to practice the art of silence. The Responses API is having a complete existential crisis and refusing to acknowledge anyone's requests. Engineers are currently reading tea leaves and checking if they unplugged something important. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Apr 02, 2026

🔴 OpenAI's voice dictation feature is throwing errors like it's deaf to user requests. They've identified the problem but mitigation is still in the theoretical phase. Turns out 'voice mode' was just vibes-based, no actual engineering underneath. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 26, 2026

🔴 OPENAI - Responses API and Sora Increased Error Rates. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 26, 2026

🔴 OPENAI - Responses API Increased Error Rates. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 25, 2026

🔴 OPENAI - Unable to download or preview project files. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 18, 2026

🔴 OPENAI - Sora video generation failing. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 18, 2026

🔴 OPENAI - User Requests Timing Out / Content Not Loading. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 17, 2026

🔴 OPENAI - High Error rates with ChatGPT 5.4 Pro. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 10, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's file download feature discovered that 'error' is just another way to say 'surprise'. Engineering team frantically Googling 'how to make bits stay in order' while users debate if corrupted files are AI's attempt at abstract art. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Mar 09, 2026

🔴 OpenAI's Deep Research feature decided LATAM users needed to think shallower. Engineering team in 'mitigation mode,' which is corporate for 'we're Googling the error message.' Partial outage means some regions get answers, others get 404s and existential dread. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Feb 26, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's connector ecosystem discovered elevated error rates and is now in full damage control mode. Turns out plugging ChatGPT into other services was more complicated than expected. Engineers are furiously typing mitigation strategies while users wonder if their integrations filed for divorce. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Feb 25, 2026

🟡 OpenAI's having a rough day with artifact generation, voice mode, search, and basically everything else taking a performance nosedive. It's like watching someone try to build a house of cards during an earthquake. At least the status page is honest about 'investigating'—corporate speak for 'we have no idea yet.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Feb 16, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's search feature is currently playing dead while engineers apply the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayer. Turns out 'monitoring recovery' is corporate speak for 'we have no idea how long this takes.' Your research dreams are temporarily on ice. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Feb 09, 2026

🟡 Codex Cloud discovered that depending on external services is apparently a betrayal. GitHub's outage has Codex stumbling around like a self-driving car with a dead GPS. Performance is degraded, which is corporate speak for 'it's moving through molasses.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 OPENAI Jan 30, 2026

🟠 OpenAI's billing system forgot how to accept money—a problem that will somehow still result in your card being charged. Login's only partially broken, so you can at least watch it fail in real-time. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

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