SNYK

⚪ Snyk's CLI went full drama queen this morning—started refusing to scan anything, then got fixed and pretended nothing happened. Incident Response has been told to go home and stop refreshing Slack. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 28, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Snyk CLI Scans Degraded

// Status page says

Sep 28 , 12:15 UTC Resolved - No further impact has been observed during our monitoring period. The Snyk Incident Response has been stood down. Sep 28 , 11:15 UTC Monitoring - We've deployed a fix and are now monitoring closely to confirm full resolution. Sep 28 , 08:36 UTC Update - We've

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/0mzlplq9xgvn

Snyk's Greatest Hits

🟢 SNYK 4d ago

⚪ Snyk's open source and container services went full introspection mode, then remembered how to work. Engineers applied the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK 5d ago

⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK 6d ago

⚪ Snyk's dependency scanner got too ambitious analyzing test failures and face-planted hard. Engineers threw it in recovery mode, got it back on its feet, and confirmed the patient is breathing normally again. Crisis averted—for now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Oct 06, 2026

🟠 Snyk's vulnerability scanner discovered its own weakness: gateway timeouts turning 504s into a customer experience audit. Engineers found the problem and are speed-running fixes while tests crawl at 45-second intervals—proof that even security tools need security blankets. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)