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🟡 Snyk's vulnerability scanner couldn't find its way back online between noon and 12:25 PM GMT. Engineers claim the patient has fully recovered and they're definitely not just refreshing dashboards nervously. The irony of a security tool having security theater. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 09, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Snyk service disruption

// Status page says

Mar 9 , 12:43 UTC Monitoring - A fix has been implemented and we are monitoring the results. Mar 9 , 12:43 UTC Investigating - Our engineers identified an issue causing service disruption between 12:00 PM and 12:25 PM GMT. The services have now been fully restored, and our engineers will continue monitoring the situation to ensure there are no further disruptions.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/zmxd5wq3zqkh

Snyk's Greatest Hits

🔴 SNYK 12h ago

⚪ Snyk's GitLab integration has stopped cosplaying as a brick. GitLab recovered, Snyk stopped hyperventilating in their war room, and somehow nothing exploded in the last 24 hours. Living the dream.

🟢 SNYK 5d ago

⚪ Snyk's open source and container services went full introspection mode, then remembered how to work. Engineers applied the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK 6d ago

⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SNYK Oct 07, 2026

⚪ Snyk's dependency scanner got too ambitious analyzing test failures and face-planted hard. Engineers threw it in recovery mode, got it back on its feet, and confirmed the patient is breathing normally again. Crisis averted—for now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)