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⚪ Snyk's recurring tests went AWOL for a few days before remembering their job responsibilities. The incident response team has officially clocked out, which either means it's fixed or they've given up—we're choosing optimism. All tests now completing as expected, unlike your code reviews. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Snyk Daily Recurring Tests Delayed
// Status page says
Sep 21 , 06:02 UTC Resolved - No further delays have been observed, and all Recurring Tests have now been completed as expected. The Snyk Incident Response has been stood down. Sep 18 , 11:05 UTC Monitoring - We're continuing to monitor today's scheduled Recurring Tests closely to ensure there are no further delays. We'll share another update
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.snyk.io/incidents/w4ny5q551qhlSnyk's Greatest Hits
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4d ago
⚪ Snyk's open source and container services went full introspection mode, then remembered how to work. Engineers applied the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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5d ago
⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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6d ago
⚪ Snyk's dependency scanner got too ambitious analyzing test failures and face-planted hard. Engineers threw it in recovery mode, got it back on its feet, and confirmed the patient is breathing normally again. Crisis averted—for now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Oct 06, 2026
🟠 Snyk's vulnerability scanner discovered its own weakness: gateway timeouts turning 504s into a customer experience audit. Engineers found the problem and are speed-running fixes while tests crawl at 45-second intervals—proof that even security tools need security blankets. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)