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⚪ Snyk's recurring tests hit a speed bump and decided to move at a snail's pace, then mysteriously recovered. Turns out slowness was just a phase. Crisis averted, incident response stood down, everyone pretends this never happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 05, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Snyk recurring tests showing slow performance

// Status page says

May 5 , 12:23 UTC Resolved - We are no longer observing degradation affecting Recurring Tests. The Snyk Incident Response has now been stood down. May 1 , 10:52 UTC Update - Our investigation into the degradation affecting Recurring Tests is ongoing. Some customers may continue to notice that a small percentage of their Recurring Tests are not exec

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snyk.io/incidents/9yss1rcptgg7

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