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🟠 Snyk spent the night playing whack-a-mole with its own performance demons. Mitigation is working, backlog is shrinking, and they're now in the 'fingers crossed' phase of monitoring. Nothing says security company like discovering you can't secure your own uptime. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Degraded Performance SNYK-US-01
// Status page says
Jun 23 , 02:34 UTC Monitoring - Mitigation steps have been completed and are showing immediate improvements in success rate and latency, and are burning down the backlog. We will maintain a period of monitoring for continued stability. Jun 23 , 00:52 UTC Update - Snyk Engineering is continuing to investigate the issue. Mitigation steps are progressing but will take s
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.snyk.io/incidents/jf9lq4jlt4tpSnyk's Greatest Hits
🔴 SNYK
1h ago
⚪ Snyk's GitLab integration has stopped cosplaying as a brick. GitLab recovered, Snyk stopped hyperventilating in their war room, and somehow nothing exploded in the last 24 hours. Living the dream.
🟢 SNYK
5d ago
⚪ Snyk's open source and container services went full introspection mode, then remembered how to work. Engineers applied the digital equivalent of turning it off and back on again. All systems now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNYK
5d ago
⚪ Snyk's Issues API V3 had an existential crisis—timeouts disappeared, response times stopped limping, and the incident response team finally got to leave the war room. Turns out deploying a fix actually works. Who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNYK
Oct 07, 2026
⚪ Snyk's dependency scanner got too ambitious analyzing test failures and face-planted hard. Engineers threw it in recovery mode, got it back on its feet, and confirmed the patient is breathing normally again. Crisis averted—for now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)