🟡 OpenAI's login system caught in an identity crisis—you can't get in, they can't get in, nobody gets in. The irony of an AI company unable to authenticate humans is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's investigating why some workspace admins can't manage plugins—turns out giving people control over their workspace was just a beta feature. Connectors/Apps decided to ghost the people actually trying to run things here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 OpenAI's Android app is playing content gatekeeper, showing "unavailable" errors instead of letting you actually chat. The fix is trickling out slower than a 2G connection. Web version works fine if you want to escape the mobile experience entirely. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)