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🟠 OpenAI identified that basically everything involving moving data around decided to move slower. Files, images, responses, generation—all running at what engineers are charitably calling 'contemplative speeds' while they scramble for a fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Oct 19, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

File Download errors

// Status page says

Status: Identified We have identified that users are experiencing elevated errors for the impacted services. We are working on implementing a mitigation. Affected components File uploads (Degraded performance) Images (Degraded performance) Files (Degraded performance) Responses (Degraded performance) Image Generation (Degraded performance)

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.openai.com//incidents/01M5A5S1ATN3QB2WCHQ3VDZC81

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