← Back to the carnage
OPENAI
🟡 OpenAI's login, signup, and ads infrastructure caught a sudden case of amnesia. Users can't get in, ads won't serve, and the API is playing dead. Nothing says 'we have this under control' like simultaneously breaking the front door and the cash register. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Issues with login, signup, and ads
// Status page says
Status: Investigating We are investigating issues affecting login, signup, and ads Affected components Login (Partial outage) Ads Manager (Partial outage) Ads API (Partial outage)
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.openai.com//incidents/01M3WCKTAN41RZ01SBRRTY4AYMOpenai's Greatest Hits
🔴 OPENAI
14h ago
🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix.
🔴 OPENAI
14h ago
🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug.
🟢 OPENAI
6d ago
🟡 OpenAI's login system caught in an identity crisis—you can't get in, they can't get in, nobody gets in. The irony of an AI company unable to authenticate humans is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 OPENAI
Sep 29, 2026
🟡 OpenAI's support chat decided to embrace the silent treatment while Help Center limps along. If you need help, congratulations—you've discovered email, a technology from 1971. Modern problems, vintage solutions. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)