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🟠 OpenAI's search feature is currently playing dead while engineers apply the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayer. Turns out 'monitoring recovery' is corporate speak for 'we have no idea how long this takes.' Your research dreams are temporarily on ice. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Shopping Research Feature Down
// Status page says
Status: Monitoring We have applied the mitigation and are monitoring the recovery. Affected components Search (Full outage)
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.openai.com//incidents/01KHM3D6HBAX95H7V8MXHNKDK6Openai's Greatest Hits
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3d ago
🟡 OpenAI's investigating why some workspace admins can't manage plugins—turns out giving people control over their workspace was just a beta feature. Connectors/Apps decided to ghost the people actually trying to run things here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 OPENAI
3d ago
🟠 OpenAI's Android app is playing content gatekeeper, showing "unavailable" errors instead of letting you actually chat. The fix is trickling out slower than a 2G connection. Web version works fine if you want to escape the mobile experience entirely. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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6d ago
🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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6d ago
🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)