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🟡 OpenAI's file upload system is having an existential crisis—files vanish into a void that may or may not exist, while some uploads just ghost you entirely. GPTs are also playing along with the degradation party. The company's official stance: 'we're investigating' which is tech-speak for 'our engineers are stress-testing their coffee makers.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
File uploads are delayed or failing
// Status page says
Status: Investigating We’re continuing to investigate file-upload processing failures and delays in ChatGPT. Some files may appear uploaded but remain unavailable while processing; other uploads may fail. We have not confirmed recovery and will share another update as we learn more. Affected components File uploads (Degraded performance) GPTs (Degraded performance)
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.openai.com//incidents/01M20QBACYZMK2PRCJQCBSWTYJOpenai's Greatest Hits
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13h ago
🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix.
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13h ago
🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug.
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5d ago
🟡 OpenAI's login, signup, and ads infrastructure caught a sudden case of amnesia. Users can't get in, ads won't serve, and the API is playing dead. Nothing says 'we have this under control' like simultaneously breaking the front door and the cash register. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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6d ago
🟡 OpenAI's login system caught in an identity crisis—you can't get in, they can't get in, nobody gets in. The irony of an AI company unable to authenticate humans is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)