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⏰ Sep 03, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

ChatGPT Work Mode High Error Rates

// Status page says

Status: Investigating ChatGPT Work Mode is experiencing high error rates. We are investigating the issue. Affected components Conversations (Partial outage) Codex in ChatGPT Desktop (Partial outage) Sites (Partial outage) Search (Partial outage) Compliance API (Partial outage) Deep Research (Partial outage) Login (Partial outage) Image Generation (Partial outage) <

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.openai.com//incidents/01M1J99EDCYED5GP2W8GZ3N2NA

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