🟠 OpenAI's file download feature discovered that 'error' is just another way to say 'surprise'. Engineering team frantically Googling 'how to make bits stay in order' while users debate if corrupted files are AI's attempt at abstract art. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's investigating why some workspace admins can't manage plugins—turns out giving people control over their workspace was just a beta feature. Connectors/Apps decided to ghost the people actually trying to run things here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 OpenAI's Android app is playing content gatekeeper, showing "unavailable" errors instead of letting you actually chat. The fix is trickling out slower than a 2G connection. Web version works fine if you want to escape the mobile experience entirely. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)