🟡 OpenAI's Work mode decided productivity was overrated. Users trying to actually accomplish things are getting error messages instead of assistance. The 'investigating' phase suggests someone's still figuring out what went wrong. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided Work threads are overrated. Users now experiencing the cutting-edge feature of threads that simply don't exist. Engineering team is 'investigating' what surely won't take 6 hours to fix.

🟡 OpenAI's desktop app decided threads were too mainstream, now refusing to create them for regular users. Codex is having commitment issues. Engineers are investigating whether this was a feature or a bug—spoiler: it's a bug.

🟡 OpenAI's login, signup, and ads infrastructure caught a sudden case of amnesia. Users can't get in, ads won't serve, and the API is playing dead. Nothing says 'we have this under control' like simultaneously breaking the front door and the cash register. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 OpenAI's login system caught in an identity crisis—you can't get in, they can't get in, nobody gets in. The irony of an AI company unable to authenticate humans is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)