> cat /var/log/failures.log

A comprehensive record of when things went wrong.

All the chaos openai (63) snyk (58) webflow (57) grafana (47) fly (39) fivetran (37) supabase (32) hashicorp (26) github (26) anthropic (26) aws (25) linear (20) jira (17) elastic (17) lovable (16)
⚪ WEBFLOW Feb 11, 2026
⚪ 🎭 Turns out Webflow's upstream email provider decided to play dead for a full day. Your form submissions were fine—just the notifications vanished like a bad relationship. At least the data survived the apocalypse.
⚪ WEBFLOW Feb 11, 2026
🟠 Form submission notifications have gone dark while actual submissions keep processing. Webflow's playing possum with your email alerts—data's safe, you're just flying blind. Upstream provider allegedly has some explaining to do by tomorrow Pacific.
🟢 NETLIFY Feb 11, 2026
🟡 Netlify's having a moment where 'investigating' is corporate for 'our engineers are stress-testing their coffee makers.' Your sites may be experiencing the thrill of uncertainty. Same energy as a plane circling the airport with no landing gear. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 PRISMIC Feb 11, 2026
⚪ DNS hiccup at CloudFront left Prismic customers staring at login screens like they'd forgotten the WiFi password. AWS played hero, AWS left stage. Content management: now with added existential dread. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 GRAFANA Feb 11, 2026
🟠 Grafana's Loki service in ap-southeast-1 stopped accepting logs for 11 minutes while engineers discovered that 'write issues' is corporate speak for 'the database forgot how to database.' Temporary band-aids applied, root cause still playing hide and seek. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 AWS Feb 11, 2026
⚪ 🔧 AWS's edge locations forgot how to resolve domains, returning NXDOMAIN errors like a disgruntled librarian refusing to check the card catalog. The fix? Nuking the affected DNS servers from orbit. Propagation delays dragged on until evening, because why resolve things quickly when you can resolve them *dramatically*?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 HASHICORP Feb 10, 2026
🟠 DNS resolution decided to play hide-and-seek with HCP Terraform, causing intermittent outages. HashiCorp's team found the culprit and is now performing emergency surgery. Your infrastructure's GPS is temporarily broken. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 HASHICORP Feb 10, 2026
🟡 HashiCorp's infrastructure-as-code platform can't remember who you are. The irony of Terraform losing track of state is *chef's kiss*. Engineers are frantically checking if they actually wrote this code or just inherited it from 2015. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CLERK Feb 10, 2026
🟡 Clerk's DNS provider decided to ghost everyone's domain names. Most major services are now playing hide-and-seek with the internet, and the team is frantically checking if anyone actually remembers what DNS does. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CLERK Feb 10, 2026
🟡 Clerk's accounts.dev vanished from the internet because their DNS provider decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Currently watching engineers frantically ping things and pretending they know what's happening. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 NETLIFY Feb 10, 2026
🟡 Netlify's Live Tunnel entered a black hole and nobody's answering the radio. Engineers are currently playing Marco Polo with their own infrastructure. Your local development preview? Yeah, that's taking a nap. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CIRCLECI Feb 09, 2026
🟡 CircleCI caught in GitHub's crossfire—page load delays spreading like a cold. Apparently when your infrastructure provider sneezes, you catch pneumonia. Engineering team refreshing their status page like it's a slot machine hoping for good news. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR Feb 09, 2026
🟠 Bugbot is limping along because GitHub decided to take an unscheduled nap. Turns out when your upstream vendor tanks, your AI coding assistant becomes an AI staring-at-spinner assistant. The irony of a bug-fixing tool broken by someone else's bugs is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 HASHICORP Feb 09, 2026
🟠 HCP Terraform and Portal got ghosted by GitHub's authentication layer, leaving users staring at login screens like rejected Tinder matches. HashiCorp's engineers are watching GitHub's dumpster fire like it's reality TV, pretending they have control. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNYK Feb 09, 2026
⚪ GitHub integration went dark faster than a bad first date, but the third-party culprit finally decided to fix their mess. Snyk's on-call engineers can resume their regularly scheduled panic about something else. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR Feb 09, 2026
🟡 Cursor's Cloud Agents caught in GitHub's crossfire—some agents won't launch, GitHub-dependent features ghosted. The irony: your AI coding assistant can't code its way out of this one. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 OPENAI Feb 09, 2026
🟡 Codex Cloud discovered that depending on external services is apparently a betrayal. GitHub's outage has Codex stumbling around like a self-driving car with a dead GPS. Performance is degraded, which is corporate speak for 'it's moving through molasses.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 FLY Feb 09, 2026
🟠 Someone's upstream provider decided 7am was prime time for emergency maintenance. AMS apps are experiencing the networking equivalent of a hiccup—some are fine, others are definitely not. Welcome to the fun zone. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 AWS Feb 07, 2026
⚪ Two availability zones in São Paulo decided to play silent treatment with each other, tanking API reliability until AWS remembered basic networking. The reconciliation took 33 minutes. Everyone's fine now, probably. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 FLY Feb 07, 2026
🟡 Fly's Machines API decided to take an unscheduled siesta at 16:00 UTC, blessing users with 5xx errors and latency that makes dial-up look cutting edge. Engineers are currently in that special 'investigating' phase where they're really just refreshing logs and hoping something fixes itself. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)