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🟡 CircleCI caught in GitHub's crossfire—page load delays spreading like a cold. Apparently when your infrastructure provider sneezes, you catch pneumonia. Engineering team refreshing their status page like it's a slot machine hoping for good news. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
We are investigating issues with delays in pages loading
// Status page says
Feb 9 , 19:59 UTC Update - We are currently impacted by an ongoing Github outage. We will update once we have more information. Feb 9 , 19:48 UTC Investigating - We will update as soon as we have more information
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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🟠 Your jobs finished their 5K before the UI noticed they left the house. Workflows are running fine, just don't ask the dashboard about it—it's still on coffee break from an hour ago. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Aug 04, 2026
🟠 Windows and Android jobs stuck in traffic while GPU resources play dead. Third-party infrastructure provider apparently forgot what 'capacity' means. Team monitoring situation every 30 minutes like anxious parents waiting for test results. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 20, 2026
🟠 CircleCI discovered it can't actually talk to GitHub right now, leaving workflows trapped in digital purgatory. Push events are getting rejected like bad pull requests. Manual retries required because apparently automation needed automation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 02, 2026
🟡 CircleCI is ghosting both your web experience and build pipelines simultaneously. Apparently 'continuous integration' now means 'continuous investigation.' Engineers are currently performing archaeological digs through logs to find where things went sideways. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)