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🟠 Grafana's Loki service in ap-southeast-1 stopped accepting logs for 11 minutes while engineers discovered that 'write issues' is corporate speak for 'the database forgot how to database.' Temporary band-aids applied, root cause still playing hide and seek. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Loki error response rate spike on prod-ap-southeast-1
// Status page says
Feb 11 , 06:54 UTC Monitoring - We have deployed temporary measures to mitigate the issue, but there was a writes outage from 06:26 to 06:37 UTC. Feb 11 , 06:51 UTC Investigating - cloud logging is facing write issues in this region, our team is looking into this.
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Jul 23, 2026
🟠 Grafana's write endpoints played peek-a-boo between 21:20-22:23 UTC, dropping in and out like a flaky WiFi connection at a coffee shop. They're monitoring now, which is either reassuring or means they're as confused as we are. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 21, 2026
🟡 Grafana's Cloud Log Exporter ghosted several regions and nobody knows why. The logs that monitor your logs are now unmonitorable—peak recursion energy. Engineers are frantically checking the couch cushions for clues. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 15, 2026
🟠 Grafana's prod-eu-west-2 decided to do the Schrödinger's outage thing—some dashboards work, others don't, nobody knows which. Third-party provider apparently forgot to pay their bills. Investigators are doing that classic 'we're looking into it' dance while engineers stress-refresh Slack. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 14, 2026
🟠 Grafana's metrics backend decided partial outages were the new feature release. Writes are limping along, reads are confused, and rule evaluation is just vibing offline. Engineers are performing emergency CPR in the datacenter. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)