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🟠 Bugbot is limping along because GitHub decided to take an unscheduled nap. Turns out when your upstream vendor tanks, your AI coding assistant becomes an AI staring-at-spinner assistant. The irony of a bug-fixing tool broken by someone else's bugs is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Bugbot is Degraded
// Status page says
Feb 9 , 19:51 UTC Investigating - Bugbot is degraded as a result of a Github outage. You can follow the upstream status page at https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/lcw3tg2f6zsd
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.cursor.com/incidents/ynnkxg3m57nnCursor's Greatest Hits
🔴 CURSOR
21h ago
🟡 Cursor achieved quantum superposition: simultaneously broken everywhere. IDE, agents, bots, automations—basically the entire stack decided to unionize and call in sick. Engineering team is now speed-running 'have you tried turning it off' on production.
🟢 CURSOR
Sep 25, 2026
🟠 Cursor's Grok Bot is having an existential crisis—some instances went catatonic and new ones refuse to spawn. Engineers found the culprit and are rolling out a fix while computers contemplate their mortality. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR
Aug 19, 2026
🟡 Cursor's Fable 5 model went full Rip Van Winkle, leaving engineers scrambling to explain why their fancy AI forgot how to AI. Time to dust off those backup models while the team figures out what went wrong. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR
Aug 13, 2026
🟡 Anthropic's model serving decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical, leaving Cursor's AI agents staring at blank screens. The usual suspects (Claude Mythos 5, Fable 5, Sonnet 5) are all no-shows. Not Cursor's fault—they're just the messenger getting shot. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)