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⚪ Two availability zones in São Paulo decided to play silent treatment with each other, tanking API reliability until AWS remembered basic networking. The reconciliation took 33 minutes. Everyone's fine now, probably. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Service impact: [Resolved] Network Connectivity
// Status page says
Between 6:36 AM to 7:09 AM PST, we experienced intermittent network connectivity issues between two Availability Zones (sae1-az1 and sae1-az3) in the SA-EAST-1 Region. This issue resulted in API error rates and latencies for AWS Services in the SA-EAST-1 Region. The issue has been resolved and all services are operating normally.
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