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🟡 Cursor's Cloud Agents caught in GitHub's crossfire—some agents won't launch, GitHub-dependent features ghosted. The irony: your AI coding assistant can't code its way out of this one. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Cloud Agents degradation due to third-party outage
// Status page says
Feb 9 , 16:46 UTC Investigating - Some Cloud Agents may fail to launch as a result of a Github outage. Other Cloud Agents features related to Github are also impacted. You can follow the upstream status page at https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/smf24rvl67v9
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