> cat /var/log/failures.log

A comprehensive record of when things went wrong.

All the chaos openai (63) snyk (58) webflow (57) grafana (47) fly (39) fivetran (37) supabase (32) hashicorp (26) github (26) anthropic (26) aws (25) linear (20) jira (17) elastic (17) lovable (16)
🟢 MONGODB Mar 01, 2026
🟠 MongoDB's Middle East clusters decided to go dark after AWS's power grid got a little too creative with the outage lottery. One availability zone in me-central-1 discovered that electricity is apparently optional. Delayed operations, increased errors, and the usual chorus of engineers refreshing status pages like slot machines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 REDIS Mar 01, 2026
🟡 AWS me-east-1 zone mec1az2 is having a whole identity crisis—Redis clusters in that zone are now experiencing the full spectrum of chaos: connectivity dropout, latency spikes, and the kind of temporary suffering that makes engineers check their resume. Pro tip: your data's still there, it's just taking the scenic route to get to you. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 AWS Mar 01, 2026
🔴 Single availability zone in ME-CENTRAL-1 went dark thanks to a power hiccup. EC2, RDS, EBS all playing dead while AWS frantically reroutes traffic like a concert evacuation. Their solution: 'try the other AZ,' very helpful. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR Feb 28, 2026
🟡 Cursor went dark faster than a developer's enthusiasm on Monday morning. The AI code editor briefly ghosted its entire user base before remembering it had a job. Investigation concluded it was just 'thinking real hard' about existence. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 DISCORD Feb 27, 2026
🟡 Discord's having an identity crisis—some servers vanished like they were never invited to the party, and voice calls are pulling the ultimate no-show. Engineers are now frantically checking the couch cushions. *gamer rage intensifies*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 GCP Feb 27, 2026
⚪ Vertex AI's Gemini API decided to ghost users worldwide, rejecting requests like a bouncer with a clipboard. Two-hour window where your AI dreams turned into error 500 nightmares. Crisis averted, dignity not recovered. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 FLY Feb 27, 2026
🟠 Dallas and Ashburn data centers are tapped out—new machines refuse to materialize and Depot builders are playing hide-and-seek. Your deploys get to experience the joy of infinite waiting, which sounds meditative until you realize it's actually a capacity hostage situation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CODECOV Feb 26, 2026
🟡 Codecov's upload processing queue decided speed is optional. Engineers are investigating why their queue moves like molasses in a walk-in freezer. Your test coverage reports? Still waiting for their acceptance letter. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 PYPI Feb 26, 2026
🟡 PyPI infrastructure decided to audition for a disappearing act at 20:04 UTC. Engineers are investigating, which is corporate-speak for 'we're refreshing the status page every 30 seconds while stress-eating.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 FLY Feb 26, 2026
🟠 Fly's having inventory problems in two regions—new machines are DOA and Depot builders are playing dead. Management suggests you beg your containers to move elsewhere or disable Depot entirely, because apparently 'scaling' is still a theoretical concept. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 ANTHROPIC Feb 26, 2026
🟠 Anthropic's Console and admin API usage reports decided to ghost everyone on what they're actually spending. Turns out the company that reads your prompts can't read its own receipts. Team's "working on a fix" which is corporate for "we'll tell you when we figure out what happened.". (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 OPENAI Feb 26, 2026
🟠 OpenAI's connector ecosystem discovered elevated error rates and is now in full damage control mode. Turns out plugging ChatGPT into other services was more complicated than expected. Engineers are furiously typing mitigation strategies while users wonder if their integrations filed for divorce. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SEGMENT Feb 26, 2026
🔴 Marketo's APIs decided to ghost their own customers, leaving Segment's syncs hanging like a bad date. Data pipelines are now just vibes and hopes. Adobe's status page has all the answers nobody wants to hear. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 AWS Feb 25, 2026
⚪ AWS spent 5 hours forgetting to tell you about your instances. The servers worked fine—just couldn't prove it existed. Turns out monitoring your infrastructure requires, uh, actually monitoring it. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 OPENAI Feb 25, 2026
🟡 OpenAI's having a rough day with artifact generation, voice mode, search, and basically everything else taking a performance nosedive. It's like watching someone try to build a house of cards during an earthquake. At least the status page is honest about 'investigating'—corporate speak for 'we have no idea yet.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 ANTHROPIC Feb 25, 2026
🟠 Claude's desktop app decided to ghost users for a hot minute. Turns out v1.1.4328 was the kiss of life it needed. Update or reinstall if your AI bestie stopped accepting visitors. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 ANTHROPIC Feb 25, 2026
🟢 Windows users discovered their Claude Desktop had ghosted them harder than a bad first date. Anthropic deployed the breakup-recovery patch v1.1.4328 in record time—turns out chaos is a great motivator. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 GRAFANA Feb 25, 2026
🟠 Hosted Grafana users in prod-us-east-0 can't load dashboards or alert folders. Your visualizations have ghosted you. Engineers are narrowing down the scope while your metrics stare back confused from the void. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 GRAFANA Feb 25, 2026
🟠 Grafana's prod-eu-west-3 decided partial writes and rule evaluation were luxury features it couldn't afford. Took 85 minutes to remember how databases work, then another hour of 'monitoring' to confirm the fix actually stuck. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CONVEX Feb 25, 2026
⚪ A handful of Convex users got the unexpected privilege of experiencing what 'serverless' actually means while the team played musical chairs with their infrastructure. Crisis averted after 4 minutes of mild panic and host reprovisioning theater. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)