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🟠 MongoDB's Middle East clusters decided to go dark after AWS's power grid got a little too creative with the outage lottery. One availability zone in me-central-1 discovered that electricity is apparently optional. Delayed operations, increased errors, and the usual chorus of engineers refreshing status pages like slot machines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Delayed Cluster Operations – AWS me-central-1 (United Arab Emirates)
// Status page says
Mar 1 , 14:55 UTC Update - Update: One or more instances backing MongoDB Atlas clusters in the AWS ME-CENTRAL-1 (United Arab Emirates) region may have been temporarily unavailable due to an underlying AWS issue in a single Availability Zone . According to AWS, a localized power issue in this Availability Zone has affected connectivity and power for some APIs and instances, and may have caused increased errors, latency, or unavailabili
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