> cat /var/log/failures.log
A comprehensive record of when things went wrong.
🟢 WEBFLOW
Aug 13, 2026
⚪ Update: [RESOLVED] Reports of intermittent issues creating new sites and loading the Webflow Canvas
🟢 WEBFLOW
Aug 12, 2026
🟡 Webflow's site creation and canvas got the hiccups for a few hours. Engineers found the culprit and apparently unplugged it. Now they're just staring at it to make sure it doesn't do it again.
🟢 PLAID
Aug 12, 2026
🔴 Navy Federal Credit Union decided to ghost Plaid harder than a bad Tinder date. Item adds and API calls are DOA while the bank pretends to fix things. Your money's probably fine, but good luck proving it exists. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 GITHUB
Aug 12, 2026
🟡 GitHub's decided logins and asset downloads need a 'thinking break.' Engineers are currently in that special Slack-based panic state they call 'investigating.' Classic move: auth systems remember passwords better than uptime. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 GITHUB
Aug 12, 2026
🟡 GitHub users reporting degraded logins and package downloads while engineers squint at dashboards pretending this is fine. The 'investigating' status translates to 'we have no idea yet but coffee is being consumed.' At least they're honest about not knowing what broke. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 HASHICORP
Aug 12, 2026
🟡 Terraform providers are playing hide-and-seek with your infrastructure. Registry and HCP Terraform both limping along with degraded performance while engineers investigate why 'infrastructure as code' apparently requires actual patience now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR
Aug 12, 2026
🟡 Bugbot and Cloud Agents went to GitHub for directions and haven't come back. Users watching their deploys hang like a bad internet connection at a Starbucks. GitHub's having a moment, and Cursor's along for the ride. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNYK
Aug 11, 2026
⚪ Snyk's code scanning decided to ghost its push tests for a few hours. Engineers CPR'd the service back to life and declared victory after proving it could stay conscious for 3 hours straight without flatlines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 FIREWORKS
Aug 11, 2026
🟡 Your favorite open-source LLMs are playing dead across the board—GPT-OSS, DeepSeek, Kimi, GLM, the whole squad ghosted. Fireworks is investigating why their serverless infrastructure decided to go full Sleeping Beauty. Apparently 'partial outage' is code for 'we're as confused as you are'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CURSOR
Aug 11, 2026
🔴 Composer 2.5 decided to ghost the entire IREN region like a bad Tinder date. Multiple providers down. Engineers are now performing digital archaeology to figure out why their infrastructure developed commitment issues. Fingers crossed it's not a feature. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LOVABLE
Aug 10, 2026
🟠 Lovable decided previews and publishing are optional features now. Your projects are stuck in development limbo while the team plays detective with the infrastructure. Affected: Editor and published sites (partial outage). (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LOVABLE
Aug 10, 2026
🟡 Lovable's project previews are playing dead. Turns out 'refresh' doesn't work when your cache has commitment issues. Engineers are currently staring at logs and pretending they know what happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
⚪ HEROKU
Aug 10, 2026
⚪ Heroku's Data add-on provisioning decided to ghost everyone harder than a bad Tinder date. One rollback later and suddenly databases could be created again. They promise to investigate why their code had commitment issues.
🟢 HONEYCOMB
Aug 10, 2026
🟠 Honeycomb's US1 region decided historical data was yesterday's problem—literally. Queries digging into the past got the silent treatment while fresh data sailed through fine. They found the culprit and slapped a band-aid on it. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LANGSMITH
Aug 07, 2026
⚪ LangSmith's trace pipeline rejected anything larger than a grocery list. The team deployed a band-aid, then spent three business days waiting for their CI provider to remember how to CI. Fixed now, apparently. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNYK
Aug 07, 2026
⚪ Snyk's vulnerability scanner decided latency was a feature, not a bug. After 2 days of watching tests move at continental drift speeds, someone flipped the right switch and engineers stood down from defcon 1. Crisis averted, nothing to see here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 BOX
Aug 07, 2026
🔴 Box's entire ecosystem decided to go on strike simultaneously. Users getting errors across the platform while engineers presumably stare at dashboards in complete silence. The 'investigating' phase is tech speak for 'we have no idea yet.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 BOX
Aug 07, 2026
⚪ Box's multiple services went on a 6-minute vacation without filing PTO. Users got the classic 'something broke but we're not saying what' treatment. Crisis averted, dignity questioned. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LOVABLE
Aug 07, 2026
🟠 Lovable's MCP decided authorization is just a suggestion. Engineers discovered users can't talk to ChatGPT without permission slips. The fix is rolling out, which is tech-speak for 'pray it works this time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 COINBASE
Aug 06, 2026
🟡 Coinbase KITE holders discovered their favorite token decided transfers are now optional features. The issuer hit pause on Ethereum moves, which is totally normal behavior for a blockchain asset. Coinbase is monitoring closely, which is tech-speak for 'we're waiting for someone else to fix this.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)