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🟡 Coinbase KITE holders discovered their favorite token decided transfers are now optional features. The issuer hit pause on Ethereum moves, which is totally normal behavior for a blockchain asset. Coinbase is monitoring closely, which is tech-speak for 'we're waiting for someone else to fix this.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Delayed Sends/Receives - Kite (KITE)
// Status page says
Aug 6 , 14:44 PDT Investigating - Send and Receive of KITE is currently unavailable. The issuer has temporarily paused transfers on the Ethereum network. We’re monitoring the situation closely and will share updates when available.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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