ELASTIC
// ACTIVE OUTAGES
[RESOLVED - 2026-08-26] APM endpoints for serverless projects not available
⚪ Someone deployed a DNS config change that yeet'd .apm endpoints into the void. Serverless customers got the silent treatment for ~9 hours until engineers remembered these endpoints existed. Elastic's internal DNS provider apparently needed a nap.
AutoOps monitoring data not ingested for subset of deployments
⚪ 🔍 Elastic's monitoring agents decided to practice the strong, silent type for three days straight. Turns out metrics weren't flowing anywhere—just vibes and prayers. The patient is stable now, but AutoOps dashboards are looking patchier than a conspiracy theorist's evidence board.
// INCIDENT HISTORY
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