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SNOWFLAKE

🟠 Snowflake yanked a chunk of Azure East US 2 infrastructure offline after it started phoning in its performance like a disengaged employee. Queries are getting rerouted to the competent servers, but query history is running on geological time. The good news: at least they caught it before the whole thing went full archaeological dig. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Apr 07, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Azure - East US 2 (Virginia): INC0155020

// Status page says

Apr 7 , 19:13 UTC Identified - Current status: We've identified the source of the issue as a portion of the infrastructure which supports core Snowflake services operating below operational thresholds. We've taken the affected portion of infrastructure out of active rotation and confirmed that Snowflake traffic is being routed to healthy infrastructure. Affected users may experience delayed query history. While the majority of

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snowflake.com/incidents/g47n1w0d9v90

Snowflake's Greatest Hits

🟢 SNOWFLAKE Sep 01, 2026
🟠 Snowflake found the bug hiding in plain sight and is slowly letting customers back in like a bouncer checking IDs. Most folks can login again, but they're taking their sweet time rolling out the fix to everyone else. ETA: another hour of watching the status page like it's a reality show. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNOWFLAKE Aug 31, 2026
🟠 Snowflake went full 'Elsa had a bad day' across multiple regions, then ungracefully thawed most things back. Snowsight and Streaming still doing their best impression of ghosts. Recovery theater continues. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNOWFLAKE Aug 28, 2026
🟠 Snowflake's Snowpark Container Services ghosted an entire region—turns out their cloud provider's capacity evaporated. They're now playing musical chairs with compute resources, prioritizing Business Critical accounts while everyone else watches from the timeout corner. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNOWFLAKE Aug 14, 2026
🟡 Snowflake decided to play dead in certain regions—users getting 503s faster than a failed API call. The warehouse is now a very expensive interactive fiction game where the goal is to log in. Engineering team's 30-minute update window: the corporate way of saying 'we're still googling the error code.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)