SNOWFLAKE

🟡 Snowflake's regional infrastructure threw a tantrum and had to restart. The good news: most tasks are limping back to life. The bad news: they're still fishing task history out of the digital trash. Think of it as your database's awkward teenage phase—embarrassing, temporary, hopefully.

⏰ 1h ago It's bad spotted via status_rss

// The official story

INC20000277

// Status page says

Oct 14 , 21:47 UTC Identified - Current status: While the infrastructure restarts in the affected region are still in progress, our monitoring indicates that the service is gradually recovering and the majority of failed tasks are now succeeding after being restarted. We're continuing to monitor the affected infrastructure to confirm that the service fully recovers as expected, and we're working on restoring the task graph run histor

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snowflake.com/incidents/35r1b6t7n8y2

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