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🟠 Snowflake discovered their virtual warehouses were stored in someone else's cloud locker, and that locker caught fire. Third-party provider is slowly fixing it while Snowflake watches and updates their status page like they're not directly responsible.
// The official story
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// Status page says
Oct 29 , 09:04 UTC Update - Current status: We've confirmed that an issue with a third-party cloud platform provider is affecting our ability to provision virtual warehouse resources in the specified regions. The provider remains in the process of deploying a fix across impacted regions and, although they have revised their timeframe to recovery, we expect the majority of customer impact to now be mitigated. We remain in contact with
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.snowflake.com/incidents/9ssl44lx0my9Snowflake's Greatest Hits
🟢 SNOWFLAKE
Oct 20, 2026
🟠 Snowflake's monitoring team discovered a magical definition of 'healthy service' that apparently includes an entire availability zone ghosting them. They've put the region in timeout and are now playing phone tag with their cloud provider while pretending everything's fine. Narrator voice: it was not fine. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNOWFLAKE
Oct 14, 2026
🟡 Snowflake's regional infrastructure threw a tantrum and had to restart. The good news: most tasks are limping back to life. The bad news: they're still fishing task history out of the digital trash. Think of it as your database's awkward teenage phase—embarrassing, temporary, hopefully. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNOWFLAKE
Sep 01, 2026
🟠 Snowflake found the bug hiding in plain sight and is slowly letting customers back in like a bouncer checking IDs. Most folks can login again, but they're taking their sweet time rolling out the fix to everyone else. ETA: another hour of watching the status page like it's a reality show. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 SNOWFLAKE
Aug 31, 2026
🟠 Snowflake went full 'Elsa had a bad day' across multiple regions, then ungracefully thawed most things back. Snowsight and Streaming still doing their best impression of ghosts. Recovery theater continues. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)