SNOWFLAKE

🟠 Snowflake found the bug hiding in plain sight and is slowly letting customers back in like a bouncer checking IDs. Most folks can login again, but they're taking their sweet time rolling out the fix to everyone else. ETA: another hour of watching the status page like it's a reality show. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 01, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

INC20000190

// Status page says

Sep 1 , 11:36 UTC Update - Current status: We've identified the source of the issue, and are continuing the deployment of the fix to restore service. The majority of our customers should now be able to sign back into Snowflake Cowork. We'll provide another update within 1 hour. Customer experience: Customers hosted in the specified regions may be unable to sign in to Snowflake Cowork, and may see a message indicating that

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.snowflake.com/incidents/847dlygl25yb

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