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🟡 MongoDB's having an identity crisis in Azure West Europe—nodes playing dead, cluster modifications stuck in traffic. Failover is supposedly handling it, but trust is a luxury good these days. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Partial outage in Azure West Europe
// Status page says
May 3 , 17:33 UTC Investigating - We are observing widespread issues in in Azure West Europe. Customers may see nodes reporting as "down" and delayed cluster modifications for Azure clusters in West Europe. There are three total AZs in Azure West Europe, and primary failover will be handled by MongoDB.
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