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🟠 MongoDB's search engine decided to take a unilateral vacation, leaving some users' queries stranded at the terminal. Engineers are frantically implementing a fix while mongot processes contemplate their career choices. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 4d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Issue impacting Atlas Search availability on certain clusters

// Status page says

Oct 9 , 16:30 UTC Identified - The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented. Oct 9 , 16:29 UTC Investigating - Ongoing Atlas Search incident known to cause mongot crashes, potential search and vector search outage, impacting a subset of search and vector search users in the Atlas fleet. We have identified the issue and are working on a fi

πŸ”— Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.mongodb.com/incidents/279h4bcrcrlr

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