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π Let's Encrypt went full unreliable ex, and now MongoDB can't issue certificates without them. Free and flex tier clusters are stuck in provisioning limbo while the encryption gods argue with each other. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Atlas is experiencing issues with issuing certificates from Lets Encrypt
// Status page says
Sep 11 , 02:01 UTC Monitoring - Atlas is seeing elevated errors rates of certificate issuance due to a Let's Encrypt outage (https://letsencrypt.status.io/pages/incident/55957a99e800baa4470002da/6aa35c1d892d7304f2747e01). Free and flex tier cluster provisioning may be delayed. Sep 11 , 01:28 UTC Investigating - We are currently investigating issues related to certifi
π Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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