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🔴 MongoDB's Middle Eastern clusters decided to play hide-and-seek across UAE and Bahrain. AWS is blaming 'infrastructure incidents' which translates to 'we also don't know what happened.' Your data's not lost, just spiritually unavailable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 02, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Impaired Cluster Operations – AWS me-central-1 (United Arab Emirates) and AWS me-south-1 (Bahrain)

// Status page says

Mar 2 , 09:20 UTC Update - According to AWS, two Availability Zones in me-central-1 (UAE) and one Availability Zone in me-south-1 (Bahrain) are now experiencing outages. This increases the scope of the underlying infrastructure incident in these regions. The latest information from AWS is available at https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status. CURRENT IMPACT Atlas clusters deployed only in me-central-1 may now be ful

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.mongodb.com/incidents/7g5qmxgkc2y4

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