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🟠 MongoDB's DNS decided to play hide-and-seek with AWS clusters, turning cluster topology changes into a game of 'will it or won't it.' The engineers found the problem and are frantically applying digital duct tape. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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AWS Cluster DNS Changes Degraded Performance
// Status page says
May 7 , 16:58 UTC Update - Mitigation is in progress; recovery for DNS operations and downstream cluster topology changes has begun. May 7 , 15:20 UTC Update - DNS changes for AWS clusters are currently degraded. Cluster topology modifications may be delayed or not able to complete successfully. We've identified the issue and are pushing out a patch. May <va
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