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๐ŸŸก MongoDB decided backups are optional on AWSโ€”cluster backups, restores, and exports all ghosted. Engineers are investigating whether they also broke the ability to resize instances because why stop at one disaster. ๐Ÿ“‰. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

โฐ Jul 02, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

AWS cluster backup and restore operations are failing

// Status page says

Jul 2 , 10:45 UTC Investigating - We are currently investigating the issue where AWS cluster backup and restores are failing. This includes exports and manual downloads as well as restoring to another cluster. We are also investigation potential impact to other operations on AWS clusters such as modifying instance size.

๐Ÿ”— Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.mongodb.com/incidents/m3x674snxdk6

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