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🟡 MongoDB's government-flavored Atlas forgot how to write logs since May 14th. Azure, GCP, and AWS gov zones are all blind to what their databases are actually doing. Engineers claim they found the problem, which is tech speak for 'we have no idea yet.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 22, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

[Atlas for Government] Data plane node logs unavailable for last 6 days

// Status page says

May 22 , 20:32 UTC Investigating - The data plane node logs (mongod, audit logs, etc.) are unavailable since May 14th 4am UTC for clusters in Azure, GCP, and AWS gov-cloud regions. We have identified the root cause and are actively working on a fix.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.mongodb.com/incidents/6g80s88xb3fy

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