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🟡 GMO's GYEN stablecoin is taking its final bow, and Coinbase is doing the conversion for you whether you like it or not. October 26-30 is your window to watch your GYEN transform into USDC without permission—truly the stablecoin equivalent of getting fired via email on a Friday. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 6d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

GYEN conversion to USDC

// Status page says

Oct 20 , 08:14 PDT Monitoring - GMO-Z.com Trust Company, Inc., the issuer of GYEN, is winding down the GYEN stablecoin. Coinbase will convert all GYEN held on Coinbase to USDC from October 26 - 30, 2026. Send and receive support for GYEN will be disabled on Coinbase from October 26, 2026. Any GYEN that remains on platform as of October 26, 2026 will be converted to USDC from October 26 - 30, 2026. Your tokens will be conve

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.coinbase.com/incidents/j1136zv051kg

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