🟡 Interac threw a fit, so Canadian customers can't move their crypto in or out. Coinbase is 'investigating'—which is corporate speak for 'we're refreshing our status page every 30 seconds while drinking cold coffee.' Your money's fine, just temporarily unvisitable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

{ "skip": true } ``` This is scheduled maintenance announced by the project team, not an unplanned outage. The user is being given advance notice and instructions to move their funds. This falls under "SKIP scheduled/planned maintenance" per the rules. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Coinbase customer support is experiencing third-party service hiccups, meaning your desperate pleas for help are moving at molasses speeds. The good news: your funds are fine. The bad news: reaching a human to verify that requires patience of a Buddhist monk. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Coinbase KITE holders discovered their favorite token decided transfers are now optional features. The issuer hit pause on Ethereum moves, which is totally normal behavior for a blockchain asset. Coinbase is monitoring closely, which is tech-speak for 'we're waiting for someone else to fix this.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

{ "skip": true } ``` This is a scheduled maintenance/planned event announcement, not an actual incident or outage. The ACX token wind-down is a known, coordinated action by the project team with advance notice to users. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)