COINBASE

🟡 Coinbase customer support is experiencing third-party service hiccups, meaning your desperate pleas for help are moving at molasses speeds. The good news: your funds are fine. The bad news: reaching a human to verify that requires patience of a Buddhist monk. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 16, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Degraded Performance — Customer Support Response Times

// Status page says

Sep 16 , 02:58 PDT Investigating - Some users may experience latency or degraded performance when contacting Coinbase customer support due to a third-party service disruption. Our team is investigating this issue and will provide an update shortly. Your funds are safe.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.coinbase.com/incidents/33vlfl8znz9f

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