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🟠 Segment's UI decided old profile traits (60+ days dormant) should be invisible to Audience Builder and pickers. Plot twist: the data's fine, just the UI is having an existential crisis about what counts as 'active.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 03, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Segment App UI Issue with Profile Traits with no recent activity

// Status page says

Sep 2 , 18:04 PDT Identified - We have identified an issue that may cause profile traits with no activity in the last 60 days to be unavailable in Audience Builder, trait and event pickers, and related trait detail views for some customers. This is a display issue only; underlying customer event and profile data is not affected.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.segment.com/incidents/pm50zz4xvtdl

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