🟡 Segment's Audience Preview decided to ghost its users mid-April. Engineers are currently playing detective with zero leads, which is awkward considering this is literally a data company. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Segment's UI decided old profile traits (60+ days dormant) should be invisible to Audience Builder and pickers. Plot twist: the data's fine, just the UI is having an existential crisis about what counts as 'active.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 Segment's Criteo integration just discovered what happens when your ad targeting partner forgets to pay the electricity bill. Criteo's API decided to ghost everyone, which means your audience data is experiencing a sudden existential crisis. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Snowflake went full Titanic and Segment's Linked Audiences, Events, Reverse ETL, and Profile Sync are drowning in the debris. Syncs are ghosting you harder than that person who said 'we should hang out sometime.' Good news: your data will magically resume once Snowflake remembers how to database. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 Segment's Reddit Conversions API is ghosting your data because AWS us-east-1 decided to take an unscheduled vacation. Reddit's infrastructure went dark, so your conversion events are now just vibes in the void. Monitoring the situation like it's a true crime podcast. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)