RENDER

🟡 Render's upstream provider threw a wrench in custom domain provisioning, forcing engineers into the classic 'we're looking into it' dance. The fix deployed and things are trickling back to normal—turns out even cloud providers need their cloud provider to work properly. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 22, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Upstream provider outage causing delays provisioning custom domains

// Status page says

May 22 , 16:25 UTC Monitoring - Our upstream provider has deployed a fix and we're seeing gradual recovery. May 22 , 15:53 UTC Investigating - We are currently investigating this issue.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.render.com/incidents/mxpnck43mnkx

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