RENDER

🟡 Render's Oregon region decided to ghost its customers harder than a tech bro on a dating app. Infrastructure went kaboom, services are playing hide-and-seek with users. Engineering team frantically googling 'why is our server mad at us.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jul 24, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Service Disruption in Oregon

// Status page says

Jul 24 , 11:16 UTC Investigating - We are investigating an infrastructure issue affecting services hosted in our Oregon region. Some services may be unreachable or experience failed requests. Our engineering team is actively working to identify the cause and restore normal operation.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.render.com/incidents/l91ynhtm6b64

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